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Pay attention and stop cracking jokes!
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"His facial hair makes him resemble the wolf dad in the movie Teen Wolf starring Michael J. Fox."
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"His insanely colored polo shirts will blind you."
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"Also, he has terrible taste. I don't care what anyone says, I saw Showgirls, and it SUCKED."
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"He is sooooo sexxy, he looks like one of those foreign underwear models. "
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"His lectures are like reading Charles Dickens; long, boring, and never ending."
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"Best quote I've ever heard from a professor: 'And this is what monkey sex looks like.'"
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"Avoid her like a hippy would a war."
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"One time I saw her driving her car and I think she was growing grass in her back seat. Why I ask, why? "
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"Wear ties with the periodic table of elements on them."
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"He always had some sexual comment to add to discussion. The comments wouldn't have been out of place, except we were discussing Descartes and not Debbie Does Dallas."
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"He sounds like Nicholas Cage but unfortunately has all the sex appeal of Al Bundy."
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"I am sick of hearing about her ferrets."
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"He has threatened to throw shoes at people talking in the class multiple times, and if your cell phone goes off, he tries to take it from you!"
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"I swear, she must have gotten her degree out of a vending machine."
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"It is a good thing we are in Pharmacy school because we are going to NEED drugs before we're finished with this little princess."
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"I would marry him if it weren't for that belly that pops out of his shirts and makes the buttons fall off. Well, that's kind of sexy. I would rub his belly."
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"Did the most badass thing I've seen any instructor ever do, breakdance to Herbie Hancock, complete with the Worm and Moonwalk....seriously, badass."
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"If there is no way to get out of taking him I suggest that you bring a coloring book for something to do that is worthwhile. May I suggest a Spider-Man one."
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"Made about as much sense as a dissertation about world peace written by a chipmunk on speed. "
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"Not only is he wicked smart, but he's a hunka sex muffin. Forget philosophy, I went just to stare at him!"
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